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Service Grid Group , ChinaGrid Platform Group
Cluster and Grid Computing Key Lab,
Computer School of Huazhong University of Sci.&Tech.
Wuhan, Hubei Province,P.R.China
(M) 13387623721 (O)(86-27) 8754-3529

Grid Research Department
National Lab for Information Sci.&Tech.
Tsinghua University (Guest)
Beijing,P.R.China
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Motto


What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give more than a 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say
they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings
where someone wants you to give more than 100%.
Well, here's a little mathematical formula
that might help you answer these questions:

If the letters of the alphabet
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
were represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,

then:
H - A - R - D - - W - O - R - K would be:
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and,
K - N - O - W - L - E - D - G -E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
A- T - T - I - T - U - D - E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
however - -
B - U - L - L - S - * - * - T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
and,
look how far ass kissing will take you:
A- S - S - - K - I - S - S - I - N - G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%.
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While, hard work and knowledge will get you close, and
attitude will get you there,
it's Bulls**t & Ass Kissing that will put you over the top!
Comic
INUYASHA

A funny story happened in Japan's Feudal era. Inuyasha is just a hanyou (half dog daemon & half human),its responsibility is helping Kagome to find the Shikon no Tama in the world.
   I just like the spirit of the funny doggy :)


NARUTO

An exciting legend about Ninja, I like Ninja since childhood,but I don't like Japan.:)

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last update: 2005-02-26